Ok, so I took down my pictures and my contact information because people were actually able to find my identity and then a “tweet” on Twitter got a little out of hand and Mark Cuban thought I was going to off myself. So, not wanting to be on ESPN and get made fun of and bad press about an over-dramatization on my current shitty life, I took down any recognizable material and links to my actual human being form. I know, I suck. Whatever. But what I am going to do for you is post my personal invented Hangover Cure.
I wish I had this pattened but this is how much I love my fans:
- Go to bed and drink a bottle of water and take two Advil (not necessary but can’t hurt)
- Wake up and get a bottle of water.
- Start a STEAMING hot shower. (to create a sauna effect)
- While the water is running, start drinking that water.
- Brush your teeth
- Take a shit while reading something you are truly interested in to take your focus away from the steam and it will keep you on the bowl a bit longer.
- When you are done with the bottle of water and your doody, clean up and jerk off (or double click the mouse, for the females)
- Clean up and finally get in the shower, preferably at a lower temperature so you don’t burn yourself or over heart.
- Do your shower routine.
- Dry off.
- Get something to eat.
Now, that’s my 11 step method because I am Logic 11. If this didn’t work, and you are still hung over by the end of it, I want you to let me know and I will literally buy you a bottle of whatever whiskey it is that you want. And that’s a promise.
Again, sorry about the removal of the pictures of me. I actually dug that they were getting a lot of the hits, and also mad that my writing wasn’t because being beautiful is easy. Writing these jokes takes moderate skill!
Unfaithfully and not Suicidally Yours,
Logic 11
