Ok, so the Douche Bag List is growing ever so quickly. I’m glad to see that some people have a great sense of humor and can correct me on the ways that the wish to die by the hands of me. Thank God. It’s why I was put in good spirits to do this post: The 2009 List of People I Actually Like! (86′d the Dead Guys and Women though)

• 5% of the population from Long Island, New York
• Aaron Eckhart (only for  Thank You For Smoking)
• Adam Corolla- Thanks for Loveline and The Man Show
• Antonio Pierce- NYG
• Artie Lange
• A-Rod- NYY
• Barack Obama- Obvious Reasons
• Big Daddy Drew (Men With Balls is awesome)
• Brad Pitt- Fight Club is arguably the best movie of all time.
• Brandon Jacobs- NYG
• Brendon (from WWTDD)
• Brett Favre- For everything he did in his life up until the NYJ
• Brian Urlacher- Best LB in football.
• Bruce Springsteen
• Bruce Willis- Die Hard is my favorite Christmas Movie
• Chuck Norris
• Christian Bale- The new Batman stuff is AMAZING
• Clive Owen- I prefer Clive Owen movies to reality.
• Coach Mike and “The Green Death”
• Dana White
• Daryl Palumbo (and the boys from Glassjaw)
• Dave Matthews (and the Band)
• David Beckham (and his hot wife)
• Dave Letterman
• Derek Jeter- NYY
• Don Mattingly- NYY
• Doug Stanhope- Top 3 Stand Up Comedian in the world right now.
• DrunkenStepfather
• Eddie Vedder (and the rest of Pearl Jam)
• Gary Busey (not Jake)
• Gary Sheffield (ex-NYY)
• George Clooney
• Howard Stern
• Italians who don’t blow out their hair and aren’t “wanna-be’s”
• Jack Nicholson
• Jason Giambi- ex-NYY
• Jeremy Shockey- ex-NYG
• Jesse Lacey (and the Brand New gang)
• Jon Stewart
• Johnny Depp (Mostly for his Hunter S. Thompson impression)
• Jim Gaffigan
• Jimmy Norton- For being awesome when I met him
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Joe Rogan
• Kevin Costener mostly for Mr Brooks (and mostly for killing Dane Cook)
• Kevin James
• Lacrosse Players who aren’t on the Douche Bag List
• Lawrence Taylor- ex-NYG
• Lebron James
• Logic- That’s me
• Matt Ufford (a.k.a. Captain Caveman) for creating With Leather and Warming Glow
• Matt and Trey from South Park and Baseketball
• Mark Cuban
• Michael Bay
• Michael Jordon
• Monday Morning Punter for handling WithLeather
• Nick Nolte
• Nick DiPaolo
• Opie and Anthony (need to come back to NY radio)
• Patrice O’Neil
• Peyton Manning
• Philip Rivers (and not just because he went to N.C. State like my girlfriend) Read As: Fucked my girlfriend.
• Robert Kelly
• Stephen Colbert
• Steven from Gorillamask
• Tiger Woods
• The guy who eventually kills the Freecreditreport.com guy with their pirate hats on (or esurance)
• Tom Hanks
• Tony Jaa
• Unsilent Majority
• Vince Mancini

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And here’s my top 10 hottest women in the world right now (in order):

• Megan Fox (SFW)
• Bree Olson (NSFW) (Note: She’s on this list probably because she acknowledged my existence)
• Sara Jean Underwood (NSFW)
• Bar Refaeli (SFW)
• Ana Faris (SFW)
• Vanessa Hudgens (SFW Pic that got her in trouble/famous)
• Scarlett Johansson (SFW)
• Mila Kunis (SFW)
• Krystal Steal (NSFW)
• Reese Witherspoon (SFW)

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Late Additions to the Hot List because I was Probably Too Drunk to Research:

• Marisa Miller (SFW)
• Miranda Kerr (SFW)
• Alessandra Ambrosio (SFW)

****Note: I got lazy towards the end and if you feel there are better women or pictures out there of these women (hopefully a Megan Fox NSFW or similar calibur) please send them my way and I can post them***

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And lastly, I’ll give a top 10 of dead people that I dig:

• Hunter S. Thompson
• James Dean
• Bradley Nowell
• Paul Newman
• Peter Boyle
• George Carlin
• Mickey Mantle
• Richard Pryor
• Sam Kinnison
• Mitch Hedberg
• Steve McQueen