Ok, so there was a huge fight on last night. I’ve been taking a blogging hiatus because I’m studying for the LSATs while comedy/blogging is taking a back seat for a while because it isn’t lucrative and it’s actually quite frustrating when the only people who read your articles just write about you sucking or being unfunny. I’m all for criticism, just let it be productive to the conversation. If you think the Yankees suck, say it. If you think the Giants are terrible, tell me. If you think I don’t know how to write and make bad jokes…go elsewhere.

Well, the fight was actually really cool considering it was on CBS. I wrote down some notes because I watched it at my house and not at a bar for once. It went like this:

(note: I turned it on during the two no-namer heavy weight match up)

(Werdum v. Silva it turned out to be)

• Man, these are some ugly mother fuckers. At least Brock can get pussy. Or he stabs the woman with his penis sword.
• This match is awful. They should’ve gotten Gina Carano to do something.
• Thank God that was over.

Next Match was Gegard Mousasi v. Sokodjou.

• Sokodjou? That sounds very anti-Semitic.
• Oh, well his first name is Terry. No wonder why they aren’t saying it.
• That dude’s name is pronounced “Gayhard”? That’s horrible. He doesn’t even look too big for a middleweight. I would get into a lot of trouble if I was introduced to him at a bar.
• Wow, Mousasi is working the African Assassin AND his “jungle fighting”
• I think I want to learn Judo.
• Mousasi won 13 in a row. He should head to the UFC.
• I guess thats why Sokodjou isn’t on the roster

Next Match

• Mayhem Miller is fighting?!? Bully Beatdown was a great show. Plus I loved his freak out on the EA Sports guys.
• Man, this introduction is a little much.
• He switched his hair around. It’s more red than black now.
• Is he dressed like Jesus?
• Wow. He dances like a tool
• They should have had Shields come out first.
• Shields looks like he is in much better shape than Mayhem. Mayhem actually looks chubby.
• Sokodjou was right on the brink of being a UFC up and comer, Mayhem was on his way out for being old.
• Shields is boring. I hate wrestlers. They just control tempo and positioning but don’t have heavy hands or submission attempts
• Wow. This match is boring. I wonder if Frank Shamrock got his braces out?
• Is Mayhem “rope-a-doping” Shields?
• Jeeze. Mayhem lost. He looks worse than Phil Baroni did in his last match.
• I guess if you rope a dope, you need to knock that dope out?

Next Match:

• I can’t wait for Fedor
• It’s been 18 minutes of commercials. I guess that is what you get on freeTV
• Mark Cuban is a genius. I need to get in touch with him for a business proposition.
• Brett Rogers is a beast. I’d like to see him against Kongo and then Brock.
• Wow. Fedor DOES look fat.
• Holy shit. Brett Rogers just broke Fedor’s nose with one punch. Deja vu v. TK?
• Fedor still looks good but Brett took round 1.
• OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.
• Fedor just ruined that big ass mo’fuckas’ day
• That was the craziest punch I’ve seen in a long time.
• Fedor is the undisputed champion of everything
• Fedor is the toughest guy out of Russia since Ivan Drago

 

 

Well those were my notes. I figured I’d update you on my current situation and get my notes out there, at least in bullet form. I don’t have time for real posts. That took 13 minutes. Alright, well I’ll be tweeting and most likely doing a liveblog once in a while. So make sure you get at me, check back randomly through the month or just come back on December 7th. Take it easy.