Brady Quinn is the man.

I particularly hate the Cleveland Browns. Mostly because my second round pick in fantasy football last year was Gaylon Edwards (BOOSH!) Then when they started Derek Anderson (after his fluke season) over my Notre Dame boy, Brady Quinn… I loathed them. Yes, I broke out an SAT word for that. I hate them that much. Well, looks like Brady Quinn has heard me and wants to make that WR with hands like feet a Pro Bowler again. Apparently, Quinn cheated during a scrimmage and told all his teammates the hand signals Anderson was using so he couldn’t usher a drive. And good for him. Anderson should’ve been smarter than that. They should’ve used smoke signals. Quinn is too smart for that. You have to remember, he went to Notre Dame. It’s a white people’s school. They teach you things there. Like about God and stuff. C’mon Anderson. Don’t go crying to the media about losing to Quinn too. He can’t help it that he’s that jacked and tan. (Btw, me and my g/f would agree that I use too much online slang and it’s the best photo shop ever. I love Brady Quinn and she loves Hello Kitty. Yes, I’m dating a 12 year old Asian girl.)

Speaking of football (can you tell how excited I am?) the UFL came out with the jerseys for 3 of the 4 franchises. I haven’t seen full rosters yet and from the draft but the most famous players are like JP Losman, Tim Rattay, Adam Archuleta, Cecil Sapp… Nothing good. And the jerseys are gross. The coaches are famous though: Jim Haslett, Jim Fassel and Dennis Green. The 4th guy I didn’t know. I decided I’m going to be a LV Locomotive fan though. Man that team name sucks. But it’s better than the Redwoods or the Tuskers.

Rick Pitino has some set of balls. He raped a girl, not once… But TWICE. And then paid her $3,000 to get an abortion. Man. I wish this guy was like my uncle. He would get me out of a lot of jams. Or into some. I’m still undecided on that.

Speaking of a giant set of balls… Guess what cocky celebrity is trying to start a music career? And he goes on stage with his rock band and plays the recorder. You guessed it. Adrian Grenier who is now being sold in Home Depot. At the tool department! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? I don’t understand why actors think they can just pick up a guitar and be good at it. Just because you read words that another person wrote for an idea that another person had and it takes you 20-30 trys doesnt mean you can sing, douche bag. And I like Entourage.