Kednra Wilkinson is starting to show signs of pregnancy. I could care less. You should actually take her out of the media for 9 months all together. Pregnant bitches are creepy.

Angelina Jolie went to a military hospital and didn’t even tell anyone. I think that’s cool. Like when Tony Romo changed that guy’s tire and didn’t tell anyone. It makes them seem like genuine people even though they know it’ll get out eventually and they’ll be looked at like even bigger heroes. And in somewhat related news, Inglorious Basterds looks fantastic.

Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope) is pretty sexy. I’d like to see 100% more stories about her and 100% less about Lindsay Lohan.

Hot Sisters Rock. Except When They're Mine.

I think Katy Perry is sexy. Brendon calls her boring. She has huge tits and a nice ass and a tolerable face with a boatload of money. In my book, that’s a perfect woman.

Katy Perry's Butt.

I should wait until FilmDrunk for the movie reviews but Bruno opened huge and WWTDD has a video from Letterman. I don’t even want to see this movie. I’ve seen like probably 20% of the movie through trailers and I know everyone is going to quote it for like 6 months. I should just go hang out with my friend Kyle. I’m pretty sure he’s like a pullstring doll with the phrases: “Hioooo”, “You lock it up” and “Verrrry Niiiiiice” in his vocab.

Xanex is a helluva drug. I’ve taken it for like a week straight and I didn’t feel feelings. You just live your life in some emotionless black haze. Michael Jackson was taking 70 Xanex a week. This dude was on a mission to die. I just am starting to hate how persecuted he was during his lifetime through the media and then when he dies everyone wants to make a gold statue in his honor. It just proves that humans are ridiculous and want what they can’t have.

You know what bothers me, Marilyn Manson is actually a straight dude and dating hot pornstars. Billy Corrigan came out with a song titled “Everlasting Gays” and he dates a hot girl. And now some ugly/hairy poker player has a smoking hot girlfriend. At this point its like a free for all. Is there a volcano about to explode that I don’t know about? Are hot girls just dating regular guys for sport now?

Demi Moore is still a hot bitch but she doesn’t have the same appeal as many other celebs because she was naked in that movie that I used to jerk off to.

Morgan Freeman is going to marry his 27 year old step- grand-daughter. Whom he has been banging for 10 years. That’s ridiculous. If this was anyone else they would be looked at like a pedophile. But Morgan Freeman played God. So, he gets a free pass?