Admittedly, I am a douche. I’m having a tough day in fantasy baseball. Lay off me. It’s not my fault I have the best pitching rotation in the fucking league… Maybe last year. Or 2007 for Chris Carpenter. My two regrets were out of my 32 moves that I didn’t pick up Ryan Franklin and Ben Zobrist. I had chances at them, just never did. Other than that, I would be good. I also regret trading Wandy Rodriguez. But fuck that inconsistent bastard.
Ok, so this is what set me off. Supposedly, Nike got wind of a tape of a college player dunking over LeBron James and they pulled some kind of Watergate cover up and confiscated it. I don’t get why it is a big deal. I guess they are trying to keep this “image” of LeBron being the next Michael Jordan. Which he never will be. That’s the difference between him and MJ. The REAL MJ. Jordan would never let that shit happen. He would have fouled the fucking kid before that happened and then bet him $100,000 he couldn’t beat him in 1 on 1.
Apparently today was also the only time in the world that is could be 12:34:56 on 7/8/09. I think that stuff is for fags. Are you a fuckin’ fag? Cuz I’m a fuckin lumbajack. And we don’t take kindly to fags.
Also something that might have happened was that Oscar Mayer died at the ripe old age of 95. He picked a really shitty month to die. If he died at 94 in July he would have had 10x’s the more press. Everyone is so concerned with this baby toucher.
Speaking of death, the Steve McNair case was ruled a muder-suicide. This is why you don’t fuck with Iranian broads. They get a taste of freedom and then think they can start shooting people in the face. Just like back home. Air’s wife also said she didn’t know about the woman. That’s got to be an awkward spot. “Mrs. McNair, the father of your kids was killed by his 20 year old Iranian mistress in which he bought an Escalade for and was telling her he was going to divorce you”… Ms. McNair: “He bought her what?!? Why the fuck am I driving a Prius?!?”
Speaking of that stupid baby toucher that I’m so sick of hearing about, Ron Artest is going to wear #37 because Jackson’s one album lasted 37 weeks at #1 on the charts. That is the dumbest thing I’ve heard of since LeBron wore 23. Pick your own GD number and stop being a robot. Wear something like #00 as Gilbert Arenas does. But not like that. Something different. You see?
