The 4th of July for me wasn’t what I was expecting. Not nearly enough BBQ’ing or fireworks. Just basically booze and people I hated. The first party I went to was awkward because 2 of my ex girlfriends were there and my current girlfriend wanted to leave. Then I went to two more parties. Lost one of my friends in Long Beach and got really drunk. Then a 60$ cab ride home back to Levittown to cap it all off. God, the 4th of July sucked. My girlfriend did eat more hot dogs than Joey Chestnut (68) though. 4 if you count the blowjob she gave me. Come to think of it.. I didn’t even see her chew.
My fantasy baseball pitching blows and couldn’t muster an extra 1.1 IP and 3 strike outs to get me the win. So fuck life 09. Or 3 hits and 2 walks.
Let’s get the dump going. Here is a list of the movies with the highest body counts.I like how Titanic comes in at #8. Just like I came in your mother.
Here’s a great chick fight in between a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell. Not enough boobies though.
Veronica Ricci (NSFW) needs to be asked if she has any relation to the chick that got banged in Black Snake Moan.
6 species that were killed off for stupid reasons (via Cracked)
Captain America. FUCK YEAH! Even though he is cheesy, he is probably my favorite super hero. By far.
Rednecks being Rednecks is kind of like Manny Being Manny but with less dreads.
Melanie Jayne (NSFW)
Georgia Jones (NSFW)
My friend Shawn’s post over at Fightlinker
Ok, that’s it for me. Take it easy. I’ll probably be back tomorrow or later tonight if therer is something worth talking about. If not, then you won’t see me. I’m preparing for a comedy show. So, FUCK YEAH!
