Here is the big eating contest. Horrible. These pigs should be ashamed of themselves. Everyone always talks about saving the poor and hungry while we are competitive eating. Is there any bigger for of gluttony and giving the middle finger to Africa?

10 pot recipes. I know you don’t need them. They’re for your friend.

UK’s hottest. (NSFW)

7 people that suck at concerts (via Cracked)

Baily Rose (NSFW)

Great destruction of facial features.

Gemma Massey (NSFW) is one of the sexiest women I’ve seen in a while.

Tori Black (NSFW) has always been hot and same as Crissy Moran (NSFW)

Melissa Dettwiller’s video (NSFW)

Hitler just found out Michael Jackson died. It’s not nearly as good as the other ones that came out.

Guy gets KTFO by his friend.

Great Michael Jackson t-shirts too.

Aria Giovanni (NSFW) has some huge tits. Ew. I’m a pervert aren’t I?

Ok, that does it for me. I’m going to celebrate this awesome weekend and my extra day off with my alcoholic tendencies and mildly racist/homophobic vocabulary. I’m also preparing for a comedy show on the 19th. So tell me I suck before I head out and embarass myself. If I’m half as funny as Paul Blart: Mall Cop, I’ll be fine. Enjoy your 4th of July and don’t forget to take it deep.