I’m definitely not going to be posting anymore this weekend after my little spurt. (Hehe. Little spurt.) Mainly because I’m going to be drinking my face off and snorting hot dogs while trying to score fireworks. So enjoy.
This is what is coming out in the box office this week. Public Enemies looks the best. Mainly because of the idea. Not because of the trailer or anything. I still don’t know what it’s about.Vince from FilmDrunk didn’t like Public Enemies but with a line like “I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey and… you” how could you not?
50 Cent and Sexman squashed their beef. 50 Cent flew Sexman out to NYC and simply made fun of him. But he still got flown out to NYC. So, whatever. It’s kind of non-news. But Sexman IS the internet.
Bruno is going to be a huge threat… Of movie quoting. I hate movie quoting just as much as I hate gays. Oops. Was that out loud? But Bruno is making headlines everywhere because they all saw how stupid Borat made people look a few years back. So, take it easy Buzz Killington.
“Guido Beach” is a funny viral video. I was actually thinking about it the other day, because it’s so funny. Check out this video of New Jersey from the 80’s.
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William Shatner called Olivia Munn a whore. Touche, Mr. Shatner.
A good question is… Who is going to play Al Franken on SNL? He can’t play himself. But he would surely be the one who looks most like him with all the same mannerisms and voice? Hm.
60 lbs of ecstasy was siezed. The pills, well they either looked like Homer Simpson or the Decepticons logo. I need to try this drug. Badly.
Megan Hauserman (NSFW) is a former Playboy cybergirl of the month who is getting a reality show in which millionaire compete for her pussy. Sharon Osbourne also through scolding hot coffee at her. If I’m reading this right, I think I’m going to strip for playgirl and have millionaire women compete for my schlong. For Christ’s sake, Brett Michaels didn’t even want this bitch. Can we stop with the reality tv yet?
Seven Minutes of News Bloopers. Just watch it.
NPH is going to host the Emmy’s? Didn’t he gay up the Tony’s enough? Man, I’m really homophobic when I’m sober.
