This dude better resurrect Johnny Cochran because he is like prison rape fucked. He already has like 3 charges against him. His house is set to be raided because he is “dating” a 17 year old girl. I really don’t understand how a guy like R Kelly just can’t get a hot 18-20 year old to fuck? Wouldn’t that be great? I mean I bang a 23 year old girl on the reg and she is like a fox. For instance, why doesn’t he go after this pretty ass white girl gallivanting on the beach in a bikini like a sweet angel? (In that same post is a celeb that died but I don’t know who he is)

Speaking of bikinis, Denise Richards proved to still be a hot piece of ass trotting along the beach like a clydesdale. Does she still make money? Does she have a boyfriend? Can I slam that for a grand? I’m just asking. Sheesh.

Wow. I just read that Pauly Shore is trying to sue Bruno for stealing his idea to comically adopt a black baby in a movie. I really don’t understand how a story could be so… Whats the word? Meaningless? Ironic? i don’t know. Whatever word would define: “Shore and Cohen are adopting babies to make fun of an entire race of people in a country where these babies are technically being saved from AIDs or a Lion Attack and now one of them wants to make MORE money than they originally did because the other is getting more attention and money”. Whatever word can sum up that.

Here’s a movie with Vince Vaughn written by Jon Favreau and Vince calls it mediocre? Kristen Davis, Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman are all in it as well. 3 hot chicks. 2 funny guys. What more could you ask for? I don’t know anything about this yet and not watching the trailer but check it out for me.

Everyone is raving about this Adam Corolla podcast. This one has David Cross. I’ll get around to listening one day. Because I do like Adam Corolla. Cross is hit and miss though. He’s either hysterical or boring as hell.

Shaq pictures. Oh man,  I can’t wait until he isn’t relevant anymore. Mainly because when I type his name fast it always ends up as “Shaw”

Oh, That PedoBear is a Wiley One.

An open letter to Entourage fans really just did hurt my heart.

This reporter got accosted by a drunk at a carnival. Amazing.

Joanna Kruper or the chick who pwned T.O. has an amazingly hot sister.Who’da thunk?

Anna Kournikova got into a cat fight. RAWR!

A lot of moves going on in the NBA. Here’s the top 5 free agents.

10 Greatest UFC Events

Kid freaks out AGAIN these are definitely fake at this point.

Tattoo Fight!! (via CollegeHumor)

Jana Jordan (NSFW)

Is this guy supposed to be gay? I know, I’m a comedian… I should get this. But I also love Ambien.

Carli Banks and Lux Cassidy (NSFW) or Carli Banks with Chloe Britton (NSFW)

Sorry about the only one post. Since I put the links out to my friends I’ve been getting back lash about people crying over certain things that I write. Don’t get offended. If you can’t laugh at yourself, just make fun of some one else. That’s what I do. It’s late and I got to be up at 6am tomorrow to work. Take it long and deep. Especially if you twitter.

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