Ok, let me give you a run down about what’s going on. This guy (Business_Socks) of the sports blog Style Points, wrote a blog entry on Mickey Mantle and how he is glad The Mick is dead because one time Mantle turned this shitty kid away from an autograph when he was 8 years old. In my book, that scores points to Mantle because this kid was probably complaining and whining the entire time on line while peeing his pants. You hear that, Peepants? The Mick will NOT be giving autographs out to shitty kids.

Then, I went on to make fun of his story because it sucked and he called Mantle a cheater and a bad person when in actuality he just drank and boned women. Like we all would, given the situation he was in. Center fielder for the Yankees is like being quarterback of the Cowboys. It’s a rock star position in sports.

I go to work and am on my lunch break and check the blog to approve any comments left to me. I get on making fun of the way I used “vagrant” in a sentence. The other is a “pingback” from the Style Points blog. So I go, “Oh no. This kid can’t take a joke and must have done something crazy to me”. Instead, he gives me free advertisement for my blog in what could be the best day since Mark Cuban responded to one of my tweets on Twitter. I was really unimpressed with the way he went about it. He just made fun of my grammar and encouraged his commenters to comment on this site. In which no one did.

Well anyway, I wrote a rebuttal from work because I was bored. He did not respond to my “boxing match” challenge which I would be glad to make it MMA or even “Nutcracker” (commonly referred to as Oklahoma) drills in football. Something sexual AND violent. I also suggested he post a picture of himself to let the ladies decide who is sexier. Especially if you make the poll with the restriction of only being able to vote once. But alas, I think I’ve scared the poor lad.

I’ll agree to almost anything but under a few stipulation:

• This guy must change his pseudonym to “Business_Cocks”
• He must also get an avatar of a penis with a tie on it.
• If anyone ever asks him “How are things, Business_Cocks?” he must say “Business_Sucks” in response.
• He has to send me a check for $10
• And let me sleep with his future wife. Okay, maybe not the last one.

This is what I think when I hear "Business Socks"

Now tell me…. What is cuter, that or this?

RAWR!

Well, it’s your move big guy. I’m already bored with this but you did take my picture and put it on your website because you couldn’t take a joke. So, I’m ready to ride this out until the end. Especially if I can generate views for my page through yours.

I’ll be back much later in the night. I have to have dinner with my girlfriend and then stuff all these 20$ bills into my wallet after I oil my 6-pack abs. Have fun being virgins.

-Lahjick

p.s. Don’t forget to put aloe on that burn, Business_Socks

Victorious Update: Now, I guess I’m being ignored because the trackbacks have been deleted from the comment section, but my comment is still there and the link to my site under my picture is still there. I guess they conceded defeat.