Haven’t gotten 1 page view in about 3-4 hours I have been writing/networking. Nice. Good to know all my hardwork pays off. I made Carraddine jokes and Mike Tyson jokes and “You Mother” jokes. C’mon people this is GOLD! This post is going to be all about movies and television.
Kate Winslet had to use a “merkin”. It’s kind of like a carpet for your coochie. A toupee for your pussay, if you will. If this doesn’t bring in the big bucks, I don’t know what you want.
Tracy Morgan is a dick. On the set of A Couple of Dicks directed by Kevin Smith. I guarantee it does better than Paul Blart even though Blart will make more money because I have literally been purchasing these, stuffing them in an envelope with my human shit and sending them to Kevin James’ house. I hope he gets the message.
Despite Vince mocking Kevin Spacey for being type casted as someone who can go through a mid life crisis better than anyone you know, I feel like this movie he is in could be on the way to greatness. Spacey is awesome. It sucks he likes dick. I guess. I don’t know. That almost seemed redundant.
This kid is a circus freak! Barnum and Baily style. He needs to be trained by Sigfried and Roy immediately. He has no jaw and is silly and curses. Go here.
HolyTaco: How to order a Phone Book hooker.
And yes, I do love Norm MacDonald. Why do you ask?
This is very funny. It looks fake it’s so good. Prank goes wrong.
Now everyone speaks of this show called Burn Notice. It is in it’s 3rd season and I hear its like one of the best shows on TV. I may have to check it out someday. On DVD. When I have time.
RIP David Carradine
Nelly A (NSFW)
Jessica Kramer’s NSFW Video.
I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that Pepper Foxx isn’t her real name. (NSFW).
Evie and Nika (NSFW).
Daniel Tosh does not like the Helen Keller stuff on the internet. He says “Shape up, Internet.” He says.
Carmen Silva (NSFW)
Megan Fox’s GQ shoot in the UK (SFW, unfortunately)
Jana Cova is taking a shower (NSFW).
Krissy Lynn ( NSFW)
Alright, I’m done for the day. I wouldn’t expect much this weekend. My girl is going to want to hang out early tomorrow and get dinner and start drinking to wait for our double date parteners which is going to suck. The other couple consists of a female that my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with that girl. Does that make sense? No? How did I graduate? Anyways and then that was the truth about my bachelor party on Saturday so I will be drunk early and hammered late. I bought a bottle of Absinthe. Good bye Logic. Hello, Prison.
