God Damnit. How come the first thing I see out of sports news is that Brett Favre might come back for another year? Jesus H. Christ. I try really hard to remain a Brett Favre supporter but the pronunciation of his surname and all this mumbo jumbo about coming out of retirement 30 times in really starting to piss me off.

Ah well, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders can always cheer me up! I just hope none of them are 14, like that hooker. I don’t care what it is but if they keep having the picture of Jason Giambi at the strip club, I’d re-post it here.

Oh, for the love of Christ. Why? Oh, Why did you bring up the chair? You knew Bob Knight would give you a verbal tongue lashing after that. It’s just stupid. What nationality is that? Polish? Figures. Idiots. Oh. It’s Dutch. I’m sorry. Merrrrr, I’m the Dutchhhhhh. Look at my wooden shoessssss. Merrrrrrrr.

Michael Vick is in a world of pain if he has to play football for 250$ for a win and 200$ for a loss. That’s pathetic. I feel bad for him. At this rate it’ll take 100 years for him to clear his debts.

Here is a sweet play by Kobe Bryant who has had even the refs conspire against him.

More Ugly Athletes! I love seeing these because I mean these are all freaks of nature that are insanely good at their sports. Seeing them as ugly assholes and creepy pedophiles makes me like life a little better. Until an asshole like Tom Brady comes along. But anyway, half of those guys nail much finer box than I do.

This is pretty funny. Awkward moment on live TV because he was doing a whole joke about how a guy looked like another guy. But then he forgot that you can’t do that with black people.

This is just creepy. To celebrate a hockey goal from a team named the “Hurricanes”, a dude in the stands simulated a blow job… With his son. Yes. You heard it here. WTF? Hockey fans aren’t just stupid anymore. They are creepy and weird.

Mike Leach is the Texas Tech football coach. He also schooled Eric Mangini for passing on Michael Crabtree in the NFL draft. Funny, Crabtree was my penis’ nickname in high school.

Ric Flair’s son was busted for heroin. WOOOOOO! His name is Richard Fliehr. Dic Flair! WOOOOOO!

Aaron Hill is a racist. Vernon Wells said so. Props to the hot blond interviewer for calling him a cracker and sticking up for us as a race. Awkwarddddd. Vernon Wells is also really fucking boring. Maybe Aaron Hill just hates idiots or boring people?

Tim Tebow has been immortalized. Now he will be next to vaginae all over America even though he’s never even seen his girlfriends. They should make Tebow penis wraps to give as bandages to all the poor and dying kids that he inappropriately touched in 3rd world nations. Well, he was giving circumcisions. But still, he is a fag who touches cocks.

NBA Playoff update. Moving on. Hot Girls Drinking (SFW). This NFL mock draft is great, using players from made up video games.