I’m chillen right now, nursing a hang over and dreaming about being a good stand up comedian like Doug Stanhope. I’m watching the Yankees lose 16-2 to Cleveland and ruin the new Yankees stadium. Contemplating if I should invite my friends over for the UFC fight tonight. Anderson Silva is fighting. I’m also reading my blogs that I go to all the time because I missed yesterday’s posts and I saw a couple things I could touch on.
Matthew Stafford should be the #1 pick overall. This dude throws a pretty ball and he’s got sick accuracy. He went on Jimmy Fallon the other day and did some football skeet shooting. It was pretty impressive. He’s throwing a ball in his sport coat, probably nervous. The kid is what 22-23? In front of millions all over the world and probably was put on the spot? I’m impressed.
Some dude who coaches high school baseball brought his team to the strip club. I really don’t care about that. I think that’s pretty cool. If all those kids were of age to go to a strip club, than why the fuck not? As long as they weren’t drunk or anything. But the coach will probably lose his job and that kind of sucks. But I mean, what did he think would happen? No one would say anything? C’mon.
I love when reporters get owned. Pretty much all of those videos are awesome. Here are some weekend picks to go with that.
Brooklyn Decker is going to marry Andy Roddick and Elton John is going to play the music for the wedding. God, I fucking hate celebrities. But this does give an interesting question, who is 2009’s hottest bride? Adriana Lima, Brooklyn or Gisele Bundchen? I still think if any of those three girls have regrets and want to divorce their hubbies and marry me, I’d be ok with that.
Here’s what is on TV this weekend. Johnny Depp is co-starring on Sponge Bob Squarepants? Jesus Christ. How much weed does that guy smoke?
Ryan Seacrest? Not Gay? Yeah right.
The movie Bruno got an R-rating. Thank God, I don’t think my movie theatre puts out NC-17 movies. But more importantly, The Rum Diary got a new set picture. As you know, I would huff Hunter S. Thompson’s farts.
Weekend Preview at the Box Office by FilmDrunk and Sexman. I’d see Crank II for my money. 17 Again will probably be #1 because people are idiots and Zac Efron is like made of dollars.
Jaime Foxx is making fun of celebrities again. This time it’s whack-job Terrance Howard. Easy target. Foxx is a faggot. He doesn’t even make fun of people. What he says is like retarded. I guess black people think its funny but I really don’t even get it.
Here’s a kitty on a turntable. And here’s a bunch of fuzzy cute animals.
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